Kouda Mainframe

There are a few things in the world which I don’t get; Why humans are so goddamn varied in terms of personality, Why people are so weird, Why people can be so stupid at times (that includes me, mind you), and Why Uitm can be so friggin incomprehensible~!

Okay, first, before I get dismissed should any of the lecturers stumble upon this rant session of mine (y’never know…people are weird, remember?), I am greatful for the fact that I was recruited, enrolled, eccepted into uitm. For that fact, I was able to meet lotsa great people and an exceptionally wonderful friend. I’m grateful that me being accepted as a MIcrobiology student made my parents happy ( i think…) even though I failed chemistry and will probably fail the rest of the cehm-related stuff. I’m grateful for the fact that they have wireless, free, unlimited internet access here in uitm shah alam and that I can leech of them anytime I want. Keke. But~!…(rant mode on)…

I just don’t get why uitm can have such unreasonable (and sometimes even stupid) aspirations. For instance, the one they’re having right now is aiming to attain the highest possible number of intakes (at once or sumthin…). I mean, yea, sure, you’re giving lotsa people lotsa hope and opportunity. BUT, d’ya think that this place can accomodate such an unbelievably HUGE number of students at once!? For godsakes, you only have ONE college for guys in the campus. The rest are kicked out like chopped liver, kidney, lungs and whatever bodyparts you can think of.

Sure, you’re giving hope to lotsa kids, but you’re also giving lotsa other kids a buttload of problems here!

Not everyone can find a place to rent (although Im’ hoping I can). And even if they do, they’ll have to get cars and stuff to travel to uitm (mind you, busses aren’t all that convenient when a huge pile of bookworms are trying to get into the campus all at once). And do you think uitm has ample parking spots for all them Non-Residents to plant their asses?

And let me guess, they’ll be making classes till MIDNIGHT just so that they can cram in every single subject in one week. I don’t know bout you, but this whole "highest number of student intake" is useless bullshit to me.

Again, I’m grateful for a lotta stuff uitm gave me. BUT!!! If you just use the budget you get from them higher ups to make more colleges for students to stay in INSTEAD of wasting it all to SUCK UP to the big guys, I think we’d all be a whole lotta happier. And a whole less crankier. Dude, how much money did they waste making "pretty" corridors, flashy pathways, shiny floors, sparkly poles and god knows how many glass rooms. Geez! If you spent 10% of that to improve the student accomodation section, I think we’d have more than just ONE college for guys in the campus area.

Speaking of college; what the fuck is with the idea of making us collect coupons if you’re just gonna kick us out anyway!? We busted our asses gathering those tiny shreds of paper, sacrificed our precious time going to pointless college gatherings when we could be studying (sleeping, resting or whatever). And in the end; Dukacita dimaklumkan permohonan anda tidak berjaya. BULLSHIT! And how do we secure a spot in the college? By joining co-curricular activities that completely robs us of our time and freedom. Oh, stuff like being Commander Kesatria, Palapes, PBSM, JPK, MPP and junk. Which, if we were to join, we wouldn’t be able to spend much time IN the college itself. Besides, the only college for the co-co people kinda suck. Been there, seen that, me no likey. Thank you.

Can someone PLLLEEEAAAZZZZEEE slap some sense into them uitm people!?!?

Oh yea, I think I have an idea on why they’re thinking of the whole "highest number of student intakes" shit. It’s because they wanna aim for "Paling banyak bilangan graduan" crap. Shit for crap. They don’t really care if them graduates had to take a million short-sems or even pay their way through. Yea. Go uitm~. Go straight to hell~!. (after I graduate la. MUNYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!).

This message has been brought to you by the president of the Angry Students Society (ASS).

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 24th, 2007 at 7:56 pm and is filed under Mainframe Update. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.