Kouda Mainframe

Restoration by Elimination, in other words; FORMAT! Okay, people, another pointless rant by yours truly.

I just formatted my computer, and whoever said it was a good idea should just go and burn in hell. If things went smoothly, I wouldn’t mind. But, considering my karma, luck, and all that crap, shit and junk, I’m surprised I didn’t see this one coming. You see, as it turns out, my laptop; Dell, inspiron 630, is having a bang up time at making my life miserable. Y? Not only is the fuckin restoration cd’s are givin me a pain, I just found out that my laptop’s model IS NOT LISTED IN THE GODDAMN CD!

And guess what? I looked into DELL.com, and more good news; It’s not listed there either. Oh, life, how it must be very amusing for you to smack me to the ground so profusely.

90% of why I’m typing this blog, is because I’m trying to kill time waiting for the friggin updates, and downloads to complete. And I got class in 10 minutes. Yay~. That was sarcasm, btw. Now, why the frikk is it that life finds it so fun to grind me to pieces every so often? I just recovered from the whole "effort down the drain" thing, and now this? Call me a pussy, but a guy has his limits.

Come on, my laptop is my source of entertainment, a method of me attempting at being "creative", a mode of sucking up at presentations (which never bore fruit) and a way to prevent me from chuckin rocks at lecturers. God, y do you hate me so much? I know I’m no obedient little saint, but still. It’s not like i robbed a bank. It’s not like I killed anyone…literally. I know I don’t deserve anything good in life, but I there should be a limit to how much crap can happen to me, y’know.

So, yeah, now my laptop is devoid of video and audio drivers. Which means no vids and mp3s. The screen resolution is all fucked up and blurry. And I can’t seem to locate the drivers i need in the net. A whole bucket load of fun people. You guys should try it. It’ll drive ya up the wall and then some.

Call me a few fries short of a happy meal, but I didn’t steer towards being somewhat of a cynic for no reason, people. That silver lining better show up quick, or else I’m gonna end up with a burnt fuse up in my rotting gray matter.

Hey people~! What’s better than getting a friggin ulcer? Having a huge gaping hole in/on your tongue is a start. And frikkin torn gums is a huge and significantly colorful add-on to anyone’s week. Eh?

It all started when I was born. God made me stupid. The end.

What? Details? Fine; God made me stupid AND a clutz. There. Happey~?

Oh, all rite. Might as well give your trip here an effin point, eh? Here’s the deal, In one friggin day, i managed to give my self THREE, count that, THREE ulcers at the same time. And on THREE different organs at that. Albeit, all in the same location. That is to say, the machine which i use to utter pointless crap.
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I’m talkin bout my mouth, einstein.

As a science student, I’ll try to put my day of pain into perspective:

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EXP NO:
- 1987

EXP TITLE:
- The Effects of Pain on a Brain-dead Dumbass

OBJECTIVE:
- To prove the compatibility between Pain and IQ-deprived subjects.

INTRODUCTION:
- Idiot + Pain = Fun for the family ( minus the idiot)

PROCEDURE:
1> An idiot by the name Kyoru (real name undisclosed to preserve what’s left of its dignity) was selected for the experiment.
2> The dufus was then injected with a lifetime supply of stupid.
3> Involuntary reaction was induced on the dumbass to trigger it to bite its tounge.
4> Pain was recorded.
5> The witless bastard was then tought to put pens in its mouth.
6> The pen was "unwittingly" used to SCRAPE the brain-dead’s gums (upper side)
7> Pain was recorded.
8> As ordered by the Big Dude, aka, G.O.D, the oblivious specimen was induced with an ulcer on its lower lip. For fun, as assumed.
9> Pain was recorded.

RESULTS:
- No bleeding occured (bum…)
- Pain lasted for one week, minimum
- Progress of the stunted specimen is still in check.

CONCLUSION:
- Pain is confirmed to be very compatible with the selected incompetent as it tends to occur on a frequent (and highly magnified) basis.
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