Kouda Mainframe

Hey people~! What’s better than getting a friggin ulcer? Having a huge gaping hole in/on your tongue is a start. And frikkin torn gums is a huge and significantly colorful add-on to anyone’s week. Eh?

It all started when I was born. God made me stupid. The end.

What? Details? Fine; God made me stupid AND a clutz. There. Happey~?

Oh, all rite. Might as well give your trip here an effin point, eh? Here’s the deal, In one friggin day, i managed to give my self THREE, count that, THREE ulcers at the same time. And on THREE different organs at that. Albeit, all in the same location. That is to say, the machine which i use to utter pointless crap.
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I’m talkin bout my mouth, einstein.

As a science student, I’ll try to put my day of pain into perspective:

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EXP NO:
- 1987

EXP TITLE:
- The Effects of Pain on a Brain-dead Dumbass

OBJECTIVE:
- To prove the compatibility between Pain and IQ-deprived subjects.

INTRODUCTION:
- Idiot + Pain = Fun for the family ( minus the idiot)

PROCEDURE:
1> An idiot by the name Kyoru (real name undisclosed to preserve what’s left of its dignity) was selected for the experiment.
2> The dufus was then injected with a lifetime supply of stupid.
3> Involuntary reaction was induced on the dumbass to trigger it to bite its tounge.
4> Pain was recorded.
5> The witless bastard was then tought to put pens in its mouth.
6> The pen was "unwittingly" used to SCRAPE the brain-dead’s gums (upper side)
7> Pain was recorded.
8> As ordered by the Big Dude, aka, G.O.D, the oblivious specimen was induced with an ulcer on its lower lip. For fun, as assumed.
9> Pain was recorded.

RESULTS:
- No bleeding occured (bum…)
- Pain lasted for one week, minimum
- Progress of the stunted specimen is still in check.

CONCLUSION:
- Pain is confirmed to be very compatible with the selected incompetent as it tends to occur on a frequent (and highly magnified) basis.
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